Ok, as I stated on my Twitter blurb, I was up very early today.  Someone shoot me for that burst of misplaced energy.  LOL  I did a few things around the house and decided to check out Craig’s list.  Now keep in mind, it was pur boredom.  Did you know CL has a rant and rave section?  I went to peruse through it because I thought maybe people had issues with CL itself, but I was very wrong.  I had stepped into a Twilight Zone of insanity and I couldn’t escape.  I could not believe what people were posting there from sniping at each other to just pointless verbal nonsense.  Hmm..can’t be verbal if its written huh.  Well you get my drift.  So then I started to search the web itself for similar things.  I googled “humorous complaints” and here is a site I found interesting and funny…

 

http://www.re-quest.net/g2g/humor/cases/index.htm

 

Between Craig’s List and that last link, your brain should turn to mush. However, if it doesn’t and you need to be saved, come play with me instead. Call me for emergency care of all you needs!  I can blow…err…resuscitate you in the hottest ways!   Then again, maybe you can save me instead!  LOL  I will be waiting for you at The Phone Sex Bar.  I will be the girl sitting on the tall bar stool sucking down the cute Umbrella drinks.

 

Dani

Oh wow!  I have been getting alot of very naughty phone sex calls!  We have some fantastic girls on The Phone Sex Bar who specialize in “daddy’s girl” calls but when they aren’t around, I have been getting them.  I have been having a blast! 

 

One hot call started out with my Dad and Uncle down in the “man cave” watching porn and having a few beers.  Dad called up and told me to bring a couple more down and when I did, I was a bit embarressed by what I saw on the TV.  My uncle laughed and teased me a bit and said at my age, I should know what its all about.  I love my uncle very much.  He is my favorite!  So Dad and him let me have a few tastes of their beer and I parked myself comfortably in Uncle Jimmy’s lap.  I felt like I was grown up or something getting to hang out with them and sharing some dark secret.  But I was also feeling a bit dizzy too so leaned back against my Uncle’s chest, legs dangling on either side of his.

 

Watching that dirty movie started to make me feel very “squirmy” and feeling my Uncle’s fingers slide up under my cropped t-shirt gave me a rush of excitement.  I felt him kiss the back of my neck as his fingers moved over my bra to find my nipples and pinch them, which only made me squirm more!  Well Dad said he knew just how to make me feel really good and while my Uncle’s arm slipped around my waist, dad pulled my shorts off, leaving my panties on.  My nipples ached and Dad spread my legs, letting his tongue tease over my pantied crotch.  OMG!!  It felt so good!  He removed the rest of my clothing and spread my legs much farther before diving that tongue into me.  I thought my head was going to explode but then they both stopped.  They told me I could feel much much better but I would have to do something first.

 

They pulled out there cocks and told me to suck them both off like a good girl should.  Grabbing my hair in a pony tail, they started to thrust into my mouth at the same time!!  Their cocks felt so hard and I felt so naughty but I couldn’t stop.  I wanted to feel more and my pussy was really throbbing.  I did get more…..lots more…..more than I had counted on.   Wouldn’t you like to know what happened next?   Give me a call and let me tell you all about Our Little Secret and maybe find a few new ones!

 

Dani

I was awakened to a very fun phone sex call today.  Kev gets worked up about some hot movies and things like I do.   We spent some time talking about those sexy outfits some actresses get to wear like Halley Berry in Catwoman.  OMG what a turn on!  I really do enjoy his calls because they are fun and sexy.  When we finally settle into playing, he is very hot and gets me off several times.  I had a blast.  Thanks Kev!

 

I also have been doing some very naughty “daddy’s girl” calls too.  Keep in mind there are girls on The Phone Sex Bar who specialize in this but if they are not available, I will always help a man in need!  One of my recent “daddy’s” made me be his good girl and suck his cock until he exploded in my mouth.  He was very yummy.  Another fun call was my dad and Uncle were downstairs in the mancave watching porn when they called up for a few beers.  I took down their drinks and they invited me to hang out with them since I was getting older.  My uncle, my favorite one, pulled me on his lap and let me sip his beer.   I got so dizzy so leaned back against him.  A few more sips and I was feeling silly.  He started to tickle me and next think I knew, he was pinching my nipples which made my pussy quiver.  Dad and him started rubbing over my shorts until I could feel how wet I was getting and then pulled them off.  Dad dived in with his tongue for a bit while my Uncle kept playing with my nipples and had me squirming…..

 

I guess you can pretty much tell how the rest of the time went but if you want to find out more, give me a call and I will share!  Don’t forget about the Memorial Week Special too!!  You can find all the details on The Red Light District post by Georgia.

 

Dani

Ok..so I have been dating a this one guy occasionally and we have had a great time sexually. He is good looking and I didn’t really see him as kinky. Just a nice guy who was fun to fuck. We hooked up the other night and he said he wanted to try something new with me but wanted to surprise me. Ok, so here I was thinking based on his personality, what it could be. I mean I trust the guy so I decided to roll with it. We went to dinner and I have to tell you, being around him gets me hot and he was such a tease that night!

 

So we head back to his place end up undressed. Ok, maybe not that fast. I mean we were not stripping while going in the door but we were both hot and ready for some fun. He moves behind me and nuzzles up my neck before gently blindfolding me. I could feel the thrill already. He told me to be perfectly still and then I felt something very light being wrapped around me. The first pass was “slippery” but after that, it grew pretty snug and surprisingly, I couldn’t escape!! He wrapped it around my breasts and then around my thighs to start. Then he began to wrap up my whole body!! I started to feel very very “caught”.

 

He removed the blind fold for me to see what he had done.  I was growing warmer and good thing it was still in the 30’s outside so not as warm inside.  He had totally wrapped me up in red saran!!    Anyway, he picked me up and layed me on the bed where he took his time to pinch my nipples through the plastic and used a vibrator to run over it.  He tore a whole to let my hard nipples poke through and then cut a slit down near my pussy and tore away the wrap from around my ass too.  I was not only caught but helpless.  He pulled me over the bed until my head hung over the edge where he forced his big cock into my mouth, pinching my nipples if I didnt suck hard en0ugh.  He took the vibe and teased my clit until I was squirming and moan on his cock so much he nearly came.   He pulled out and controlled himself but he had a lot more planned for me.

 

All I can say is it was very hot on all accounts.  I’m not normally one to beg but he had me begging for everything and I was so turned on.  He has promised me more fun on our next date.   What do you think?  Care to try this scene with me on the phone?  Come find me on The Phone Sex Bar.  I think you would love it!

 

Dani

I have joined the gang at The Phone Sex Bar and I’m having a ball! I’m having a blast with the Grand Opening and since today is the last day for it, I hope to see you! I met some new girls, Rachel and Cassidy there and they are wonderful. I can’t wait to do some 2 girl calls with them and get to know them even better. Erin has done a great job on the site and Georgia is manager. It was nice to have familiar faces with the change. I truly am looking forward to seeing everyone that emailed me and sent me such warm wishes. Thank you so much and I will see you soon.



Dani

Well we are finally getting the ash from Mt. Redoubt.  It’s not something you can see like snowflakes but looks more like smog.  The snow here is a dirty grey.  It’s pretty cool to see all the pictures everyone is taking and sending in to the observatory.  You should check them out when you can.  When you go to the site, click on the tab “images” and then browse from there.

Due to the ash fall, I didn’t go snowmobiling this past weekend.  My friends and I decided it would be better to stay home and just see what happens.  Instead, I got some hot phone sex calls!!  Kevin and I had a blast talking about some of my favorite movies and seems he likes them too.  Isn’t the dress on my post hot?!! I would love to wear this for one of my dates with Kev. We talked about how hot it would be to go to the movies dressed in latex and leather much like our fav. characters, and then fuck up in the balcony.  The only draw back is latex is NOT easy to get on and off all the time so we made proper adjustments to the garb.  Gets me fucking drippy just thinking about it.  Can’t wait till we talk again.

I posted one of my nasty fantasies on The Phone Sex Bar and hope you enjoy it. I’m really looking for some hot phone action from guys who love to be nasty. I did another call with a guy who wanted to come and fuck members of his family. That was incredible!! I think the more taboo the more it excites me. Maybe I’m twisted that way. Anyway, I would love to do more hot scenes and roleplays so come and tell me what you have in mind.

Dani

The beauty of Fantasy is we all can become anyone and anything we like. We can do things we normally would not do in real life and some things we would! I love talking to all you guys when you call me because I am constantly excited about sharing our fantasies. I love dressing up as that student who is seduced by a teacher or the other way around. I know growing up I had a few crushes on my Profs’ and wondered what it would be like to have them fuck me and have that secret liason. There was also the dad’s of a couple of my friends and some hot guys in the area I would smile at. Looking back, I must have seemed silly but WOW those guys turned me on then.

And what about more extreme fantasies?  Being on some remote island or in some desolated house and trapped with a captor/captive?  Light and airy fantasies about love, holding hands and making love can turn into the opposite depending on your mood.  I love that!!  I love phone sex for that reason.  I can be and do anything I want. I can hang out at The Phone Sex Bar and pick up a total stranger to fuck in the parking lot or right there in the club! Wouldn’t that be hot?

I would love to talk about more of your fantasies so give me a call and lets have some fun. I will be waiting!!



Dani

So did you like the puzzle? I hope so and if you did, I might be convinced to do a few more. This week has been hectic as you might expect. The weather is cold but the Mushers took off with no problems. It was so cool to watch and everyone got into the spirt of things. I attended a couple parties and had a great time but couldn’t wait to get home and get a fire started so I could snuggle under some blankets.


While I was, I got a great call from an old friend and caught up on what’s new. He was surprised to hear I was doing phone sex and I’m not sure if he approved or not. Really don’t care either…lol. I told him I enjoyed it and was talking to some really hot guys with great imaginations. I think he was jealous. Too bad for him but I took pity on him and started to tease him a bit. I wanted to see if I could turn him on and it didn’t take long before we were having some very hot phone sex. I told him how I would love to lay across his lap and feel his hands running over my ass, fingers dipping down to tease the outside of my pussy before he slipped them in deeper. I know he remembers what that was like. I wanted his cock hard and throbbing, pressing against my belly as he squeezed my ass cheeks. I knew he would lift me off his lap to get behind my and lick up the back of my thigh and spread my pussy open before diving in with his tongue, making me push back on his face. I could hear him groan and told him how much I wanted him to fuck me. He slapped my ass for teasing him before he shoved his huge cock into my wet cunt.


He asked if I liked that and all I could do was moan. Then he pulled out and said because I was such a tease, he needed to teach me a lesson and shoved his cock right up my ass! He grabbed my hips so I couldn’t lurch forward and pounded my tight hole until he exploded. My pussy was quivering and creaming so much it was amazing.


After we both caught our breath, he laughed a bit and said he could understand why men would call me…LOL. He might be back for more himself.  I told him to check out The Phone Sex Bar and some of my new friends.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he got hooked.


xoxo,


Dani

 

Hey Holas84, how do you feel now baby? I’m sure that boot knocked you even more senseless than you already behaved. You have joined my “Pissed and Dismissed” list.

 

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